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…the truth, this is most frightening moment of my life. The most I don’t want to hear. Though I know the day will come, but no matter wut, I’ll not ready for it. Aku kn blaja jd tabah dr skg. Pg td, ms tgh mandi, aku terima panggilan dr mak teh aku kat kedah..
“E, tak gi keja lg ka?”
”blm, br lps mandi. pasai pa mak teh?”
”Tak dak la. Sj tanya. Hang nk blk bl?”
”Mlm khamis ni tiket bas dr johor direct ke Kedah kot. Jumaat sampai”
”ooo, tak pa la. Sj tny. Ni, abg lan hang tau tak lg tok sakit?”
”emm, rsnya dh tau kot. Dia pun kata nk blk gak hr jumaat ni. Tok mcmn dh skg?sakit dia tu dh baik ka?”
”Tok hang dh dekat 3 hr dh tak larat nk bgn. Dok makan atas katil sj lani.”

...i’m speecless...
dh dekat sebulan aku tak jmp tok. Klu aku ckp tok aku ni adalah mak aku, mesti pahamkan mcmn perasaan aku rs skg...

JAPAN, 6TH TRIP IN DE MAKING

Boss : Sukuri san, do u have few minutes?
Me : How many u want?
Boss : Eto nee, regarding bisness trip to japang, u have to go againg next month.
Me : (dah agak dh) so kaaa.. how long this time?
Boss : About 3 month OK ka?
Me : Huih, crap cake. Cannot nee. I gone crazy la like this.
Boss : Hahaha, just kidding. 1 month only.
Me : (pergh,sejak bl dia ni pandai bergurau ngn aku plk nih) 1 month also too long nee. 3 weeks cannot ka?
Boss : cannot. PCC ask to stay until 13 Feb. I ask Lim san go togetda.
Me : actually, I have a plan for next year. Cannot go outside Malaysia for too long.
Boss : what ur plang?
Me : I’m getting married.
Boss : (mata terbeliak, mulut telopong) haaa??? Sure kaa?? When you get married??
Me : 13 of March, so meaning if i came back, i got only less than 1 month for preparation.
Boss : 1 month still not enuf ka?
Me : yes, not enuf. I have to go thorugh so many procedure before get married.
Boss : wat prosedur?
Me : 1st, I have fill in few forms & document, then I hv to seek permission from local authorities to get married, religious thing, then have to do medical check-out, blabalbalbla..
Boss : (kening berkerut, smbil garu kepala) hohoo, I cannot understand. Why you have to do all this?
Me : This is Malaysia regulation for muslim before get married. If don’t do, then will consider illegal & we could punish with jail sentence.
Boss : hoh? How came it is?
Me : (payah nk cakap ngn org tak reti melayu nih) simply put, in Malaysia, if you want go fuck someone is easier than u want to married her. Hehehee, now u got the picture?
Boss : #@#@$@%#^@#$@%#@ hahahaa, nice said.

"kisah malang disuatu malam"

Kisah ni berlaku minggu lepas ms aku hantar tunang aku gi KLIA. Flight dia pg ahad, filght aku mlm ahad kat LCCT. Lps hantar dia, aku lepak ngn abang aku smp la malam. Pkl 8.30 lps maqrib, aku pun berampus ke LCCT. Best tul layan sembang ngn abang aku nih. Maklum la lama tak jmp. Pokpekpokpek, tak sedar masa berlalu begitu pantas dn aku tak smp ke terminal lg. Abang aku pun pecut la kete. Smp kat terminal ngam2 pkl 9.15, kelam kabut aku ambik barang smua pki sweater berlari ke check in counter......

Akak kaunter : ye dik, nk kemana?
Aku : nk blk johor. Nah IC...
Akak kaunter : mm, dh lambat dh ni dek. Ade nk check in luggage ke?
Aku : jem td akak, xde luggage nk check in. Bw beg ni je.
Akak kaunter : mm, sebaik tak de. Klu ade td kn beli tiket esk la plk.hihihi.nah tiket, gate 4 depart pkl 9.20, sekarang.

Aku berjaya check in...berlari2 aku mencari gate 4. sebelum msk kat dlm, kn scan dulu ngn polis airpot takur bw barang haram...aku letak smua barang & beg aku kat conveyer x-ray tuh. Pastu aku lalu ikut pintu x-ray. Tiba2 siren bunyi,

Aku : aphal plk ni. Ade besi ke kat badan aku?..o,lighter kat dlm poket.
Polis : ha dik, meh sini kita nk scan badan adik.
(aku pun pg kat polis tu..)
Aku : ni kot bang benda yg bg bunyi td(sambil tunjuk lighter)
Polis : ok, tak pe. Nnt kita scan satu badan tgk mana tau ade benda besi lain ke.
(dia pun scan satu badan aku)
Polis : Emm, dik (sambil dahi berkerut, dia tny).. adik ni minat nabil ke?
Aku : ade gak la. Knp tny?
Polis : oo, patut la. Kira ni pun ikut feshen dia a nih (sambil matanya memandang kaki aku)
Aku blurr tak paham dia ckp pe, then tunduk bawah. O MY GODD!!!! Mcmn aku blh tersalah selipar nih!!!sebelah slipper jepun merah, sebelah sandal raya kaler koko. Klu beze kaler je tak pe gak, ni dgn2 jenis slipper pun beze gila pny. Merah dh muke time tu. Malu rs mcm nk pakai beg kertas wat cover muke kt dlm LCCT tuh. Huh, dugaan nih!!

Nk cover malu pny pasal, aku pun reply-”aah bang, tiru nabil a nih yg jd tak betul mcm nih. Tp bapak sy pesan, klu nk jd berjaya, kn ikut org yg dh berjaya” hehehe, aku belah tak pandang blkg dh pastu. Ms lepak tunggu flight nk dtg, aku cr plastik bungkus kaki, pastu letak bag kat atas. Nk cover xnk bg org nampak a konon. Tp tak ku sangka, tindakan bodohku itu menarik lg ramai perhatian. Kali ni aku rs smua yg tgh belatur tu tgk kaki aku. Hohoho, korg bygkan la mcmn perasaan aku rs time tu.hehehee, tak terkata betapa tebalnya muka nih. Ade yg tersingih-sengih, ade yg merah muke tahan gelak, ade yg berkerut kening. Hmmm, aku wat2 tak nampak. Hohoho, mmg sial a airasia nih. Blh plk dia dtg lambat time2 critikal mcm ni....

Moral of the story
-jgn kelam kabut kejar flight atau mungkin anda mengalami nasib yg sama-