How malaysia gov solve H1N1 problem??

Information, Communication and Culture Minister Datuk Seri Dr Rais Yatim yesterday suggested that all media return to using the terminology swine flu instead of Influenza A (H1N1).He said this was to ensure that the people realised the danger of the disease and to get the message across to them more accurately.It is also easier for radio and TV announcers to say selsema babi (swine flu) than H1N1 in Bahasa Malaysia. – Bernama

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Today what the world most worries about is the virus Influenza A (H1N1). Health officials estimate that as many as 1 million Americans now have H1N1 flu (agencies). Expert say attempt to contain the virus is nearly impossible. It beyond out of control. They strive to seek a new vaccine to overcame this problem & yet to find it. They spend billion dollar researching & finding a cure for this disease.

Hmm, poor them. I wish they have a brilliant minister like us. They spend weeks of their time and have to engage in a series of meetings just to figure out what names these diseases should be called so that they can eradicate all these life-threatening diseases by giving it the proper name. Base on their research, it seems if it is called H1N1, then people would relax and not consider it that serious a danger. But if the word ‘babi’ is attached to the disease, then people will realise that it is a very serious thing indeed.

Health Ministry open dialog;

Reporter: How did you guys respond to this new threatening disease of H1N1?

China : oh, off coz we band all citizen affected country from entering China. That most the best way to prevent it spreading throughout our nation.

USA : no, you can do that. It not helps reduce the disease. We must invest researching for a new vaccine for this disease.

Egypt : huh, all rubbish. We have to address the root cause. It is pig that spread this disease. So we must kill all pig in the world. No pig, no H1N1. Easy right?

S’pore : wallauweh, how came u said that. If no pig meaning no bakutteh. How will s’porian live without bakutteh? Cannot lol. We must quarantine all the suspect on remote island just like what USA did to his prisoner last time.

Australia : wowowoo, stop there. U try to insult us? Hey, come on. Stick to the point. I think we must alert the people about this problem. Ask them to avoid a tourist area, crowd area, airport and as such.

Malaysia : uuwarrggghhhh (menguap, br bgn tido). Woi woi, slow down la. So stupid la u all. Piece of cake la weh. Why need to bother wasting tax payer’s money & close everything if you can do something more cheaper? just change a name loo.

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