Hmm... jgn belagak pandai dgn org yg ko rs xpandai....

A tourist was on a boat and he asks the boat guy:
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do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology ?
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The boat guy said:
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NO to all the questions.
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The tourist then said:
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What the hell you know on the face of this earth ? You will die of illiteracy !!
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After a while, the boat started sinking, so the boatman asked the tourist :
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Do you know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodilogy ?
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The tourist said: NO !!
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The boat guy replied:
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Well you will Drownology and Crocodilogy will eat your Bodiology and you will Dieology because of your Badmouthology.